F*ck boring beige Christmas.

Be transported back to the time where coloured tree lights and flammable tinsel rained supreme. Prepare yourself for the ultimate nostalgic Christmas experience – all the best Christmas tunes, dodgy Santa Clauses and foil cracker hats. It’ll almost be like you’re back in your gran’s living room, except you’re shouting d*ckhead at strangers, voting on dance offs and raving at a bingo show.

Maybe the best Christmas party ever? You be the judge.